hella

hi i'm sammy & im just a lame girl dreaming about chicken nuggets

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

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judarr bastille
Anonymous asked: In first grade I took a shoebox to school and told kids they could see what was inside for a quarter. When they gave me the quarter, I lifted the lid and the box was completely empty. I guess you could say I stole about $3.50 worth of quarters from my classmates

making money in the first grade nice

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

onikalodeon bastille

heart:

do you guys ever wake up and immediately feel sad

why does that happen can anyone explain

surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

surprisebitch bastille

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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lion bastille

do you guys ever wake up and immediately feel sad

hookleh:

definited:

hookleh:

i clicked it and my life has been changed now.. 

how.. where does it take you?

it took me to a rad blog, click it and go follow them right now!
snazzapplesweet:


naruhodos:

who is she
thelandofwtf polarspur
ruinedchildhood bastille

tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

tuitionfees lamelohan

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

spoopysmaug untexting
ceylans officialwhitegirls

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

lordofthejohnlock unescapable
nonstopkarma:

I KNOW WHICH ONE I’M NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING
nonstopkarma unprime