fandomemeia:

its the last day of 2018 so i’m gonna say it: what the fuck was that

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

stats:

blagdogs-tveiter-tot:

wunderhorntanz:

gothhabiba:

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

not to forget its twin “i know (roughly) what you’re saying, but what are those words?”

Plus the secret triplet “I managed to get your drift but I don’t know how to answer you”.

theglowpt2:

shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was 

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

acreaturecalledgreed:

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

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oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

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enjolrassuggestions:

thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help

heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

soft-petal:

I want to be a creature that lives in the forest and never has to talk to anyone and I want to sleep on the moss and watch rain drop on the leaves

heart:

tis-just-sydney:

heart:

follow me on instagram @sammy.heart and I’ll spam you with likes!!!

Oh my god. You actually did it 😂😂😂

OF COURSE

cloudsgrl:

he goes outside ☀️

myfriendscallmekazzy:

frogmp3:

Jenna Marbles found her niche and has embraced it to the absolute max

officialcrow:

sonypraystation:

robcanvas:

sonypraystation:

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

gay-jesus-probably:

bustnuttington:

this isn’t even an exaggeration, men just be like that

the dudes in the notes here complaining about women holding grudges like yeah if you insult someones appearance they’re not going to be receptive to you trying to sleep with them years down the line.

dont insult women and they wont hold grudges. just that fuckin simple.