hella

hi i'm sammy & im just a lame girl dreaming about chicken nuggets

ashirwie ruinedchildhood2
portablemiah ruinedchildhood2
honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up
the-diary-of-a-neko-boy ruinedchildhood2
neversaygoodbi:

ethiopiankardashian:

she twerkin it while drivin doe

The ginger is eyeing dat ass
africant ruinedchildhood2
kirkspocksmoved ruinedchildhood2
2000ish ruinedchildhood2
worm-breath ruinedchildhood2
africant ruinedchildhood2

heart:

do you guys ever wake up and immediately feel sad

why does that happen can anyone explain

nice
luk3y ruinedchildhood2

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

tallulahblues 420thot
storms-for-lungs:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language


TEXAS
dntdodrugs suckmyvertical
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
dasfreefree homoforsale

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

folk-punk automatically