hi i'm sammy & im just a lame girl dreaming about chicken nuggets

sassitudedotca:

Available Here

7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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7ommy mitten
sadangrylatina:

omg
vulvita mitten

buildabitchworkshop:

according to popular show like pretty little liars

teen girls dress like this everyday

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with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing

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at school

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and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies

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u know what teenage girls really look like?

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or this

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or this

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and wear shit like this

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adn this

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why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

buildabitchworkshop shows-on-haitus-makes-me-cry
fyspringfield.com d0nn0

hbunot:

a long distance relationship wrecked my emotional stability. 

hbunot.tk done

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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clannyphantom aleesykat

Panic! In front of the cute girl

rlckrolled sniffing

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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drkarayua:

I love when new followers are like

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drkarayua intensional
coldcaveat1 gnarly

derpcakes:

Villains with tragic backstories:

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derpcakes whyduck
neptunain:

IT HAPPENED
neptunain perks-of-being-chinese

discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

discomforted ant0rm
lisbethsalandr uhmeliamay